I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.
“How did I get here?” I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.
There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.
Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.
“You are here,” she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…
She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.
ok but this is marvelous
Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful
Now this is something I want to read more of.
More stories of old, gross, white male author wish fulfillment in the form of young women inexplicably wanting them which turns instead into surreal horror. This should be a new market.
This woman was going to be the senior director of strategic communications for President-elect Cheeto-hands’ National Security Council before it was discovered that she PLAGARIZED large portions of her PhD thesis as well as a book that she “wrote”. Ugh UGH ugh
This is Reagan’s party.
Remember this every time they bring up Saint Regan in any respect.
Maybe if she’d spent more time in history class and less time at home bleaching her hair she’d know that no, the Berlin wall really did not ‘Work’
Also maybe she’d have been able to actually pass a fucking class without copying and pasting from Wikipedia
When you are so bad and disgusting you make REAGAN roll over in his grave.
I really don’t have faith in humanity anymore.
Being a better person than Ronald Reagan is setting the bar so low its practically touching the ground and yet the GOP find a way to limbo under it all the same
I think limbo is the wrong dance. They do the Worm like Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay.
Once again, statistics suggest that abortion rates drop as access to contraception improves.
New data from the Guttmacher Institute show abortion rates are at their lowest point since 1973’s Roe v. Wade decision, NPR reported Tuesday.
The report shows that in 2014, 14.6 abortions were performed for every 1,000 women aged 15 to 44.
That’s down from when abortion became legal in 1973, when the rate was 16.3 abortions for every 1,000 women.
Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards chalked up the dip to readily available contraception.
“It shows that we’re finally doing a better job of helping women get access to birth control that’s affordable and that’s high-quality,” Richards told NPR. Read more
wow it’s almost like when people have access to free and low cost birth control they actually use it and thus have no need to get abortions. who’d have thunk it?
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