boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB
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there’s a formal pageantry one needs to adhere to in order to signify a desire to be part of a certain community. fashion, when it reaches a certain level, is not so much about the merchandise anymore. nicolas is getting it right—his shows for balenciaga are about technical experimentation in clothing. this is a value he’s expressing through clothes, and he’s good at making modern, innovative, technical experiments. it doesn’t really have to do with what these pieces are like as wearables, but it’s brilliant in what it is.
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
i’ve had it up to here with everyone’s shit. you can’t see where i’m holding my hand to indicate where “here” is, but let me tell you it is waaay above my head
but the real question is how tall are you
this tall. you can’t tell where my hand is but it’s much lower than it was before
new fun hobby: tell straight cis boys with short hair that you like their “pixie cut”
What’s your opinion on gay people?
um wtf?
is there an “opinion”???
theyre fucking human beings like you and i
like
im honestly so baffled by this question i cant even write
oh my god
one of the times i was volunteering, i was working with a woman who was telling me about her Cousin Who Is Gay and how Yanno That Kind Of Thing Is Fine With Me but how some of her family is uncomfortable with it
and it was just like hwhat
i would hope it’s fine with you? i’m glad your hetero silliness lets that slide?
WHAT
such a solid example of how you can be things other than westboro-baptist-level shitty and still. be. shitty.
this is especially common in the region i live in and wow i need to not live here.
i will bleed for better reasons this year.

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.