do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes
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‘Bill thinks everything is equally “in”—he’s not interested in deciding what is fashionable; he wants to reflect what is genuinely a trend on the street. Magazines are constantly telling us what we find fashionable. I feel like I am always seeing a headline like, “The pencil skirt is everywhere!” What they mean is, “Buy this pencil skirt from our advertisers to prove this headline right.” I sometimes feel exasperated by the amount of cover stories proclaiming whichever celebrity has a movie coming out to be “The Next Great Style Icon.” What they mean is, “Famous White Woman Leaves House in Well-Fitting Clothes, Please Do Not Steal Her Latest Movie From The Internet.”’
Haley Mlotek, I Demand a Recount!
*flicks holy water on you* leave
you know whats gross
that people w penises are generally v v educated about their bodies as kids like they know exactly whats gonna happen
but like for me i had no idea what vaginal discharge was and when i started getting it in 5th grade i was fucking petrified and i hear so many stories about little girls thinking that theyre dying because no one told them what a period was
idk thats just really fucking shitty that female anatomy is so taboo that we cant even properly educate kids
http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_msevkoz5lH1rr2e34o1.mp3#_=_?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://oneyoungthing.tumblr.com/post/79178157786/audio_player_iframe/oneyoungthing/tumblr_msf4kfNxOV1qf2mck?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_msevkoz5lH1rr2e34o1.mp3%23_%3D_
“boys don’t like it when girls-”
heeeyeeeaaaaas
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
maybe the last one idk

why use casual ableist slurs if you can just use the word noob
Obscure Color Words
albicant: whitish; becoming white
amaranthine: immortal; undying; deep purple-red colour
aubergine: eggplant; a dark purple colour
azure: light or sky blue; the heraldic colour blue
celadon: pale green; pale green glazed pottery
cerulean: sky-blue; dark blue; sea-green
chartreuse: yellow-green colour
cinnabar: red crystalline mercuric sulfide pigment; deep red or scarlet colour
citrine: dark greenish-yellow
eburnean: of or like ivory; ivory-coloured
erythraean: reddish colour
flavescent: yellowish or turning yellow
greige: of a grey-beige colour
haematic: blood coloured
heliotrope: purplish hue; purplish-flowered plant; ancient sundial; signalling mirror
hoary: pale silver-grey colour; grey with age
isabelline: greyish yellow
jacinthe: orange colour
kermes: brilliant red colour; a red dye derived from insects
lovat: grey-green; blue-green
madder: red dye made from brazil wood; a reddish or red-orange colour
mauve: light bluish purple
mazarine: rich blue or reddish-blue colour
russet: reddish brown
sable: black; dark; of a black colour in heraldry
saffron: orange-yellow
sarcoline: flesh-coloured
smaragdine: emerald green
tilleul: pale yellowish-green
titian: red-gold, reddish brown
vermilion: bright red
virid: green
viridian: chrome green
xanthic: yellow
zinnober: chrome green
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look